Frizz

I have a friend, hi V, who says she has been skiing a total of 35 days this year – which makes me wonder what I'm doing wrong?

I went on a school ski trip, which the V in question might well remember... I spent much of the time being sick and the rest being petrified, with a tiny bit of time being thrilled and somehow I've not been skiing since.

I'm now obsessed with planning regulations... as brother number two is shortly to find out.